Strumpet, Harlot and Hussy!

Hmmm.........it seems patsy hasn't made much of a start so I suppose it's down to me, again!  To be fair, I put her up to this because I became tired of her constantly dropping hints to get her face (and other parts) on my blog: "Why don't you do your own blog?" I helpfully suggested but she seems to have interpreted that as "why don't I do your own blog?" Anyway, this is patsy............

Firstly - as she likes to portray herself........

Whereas, in actual fact she behaves like this....